With gracious thanks to the Lyonnaise Po-Po’s

Got arrested last night, spent the night in lockup. All because me and a mate were super drunk and painted a giant high school penis.. according to the copper taking my statement, it was a 50cm high, 15 metre long “Man’s sex part.” I actually giggled like a school girl when they told me that this morning. Good news is, I was released without charges..

So to celebrate the day, heres a video of Lenny “The Guv’Nor” McClean in an unlicensed boxing match..

does this ount for hobo points? i think it does..

UPDATE: the culprit..

the cock that landed me in jail